there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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