i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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