champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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