In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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