Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
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