This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
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