PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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