If I had a nickel for every time I've used a condom, I'd have... two nickels.
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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