no, he came in my armpit
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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