Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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