On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
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