it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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