Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
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