i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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