Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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