All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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