Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
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