could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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