So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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