i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
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