is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
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