Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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