Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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