They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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