I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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