That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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