Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
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