Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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