Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
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