butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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