Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
Randomize
