is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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