Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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