good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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