...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
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