ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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