just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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