i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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