And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
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