its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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