Umm I'm too high to move.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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