She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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