last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
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