Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I'm always down for nudity.
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