she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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