Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
Randomize
