i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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