Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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