If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
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