Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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