Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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