I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
i out mim tonsoeep
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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