Kiss
Puke
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
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