? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Still dying that you shit outside
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
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