So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
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