Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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